No bunny better

Harebrained ideas? Naturally, Dunderhead. I’m a hare – and a hair’s breadth away from catastrophe: the kids are up and sugared up!” (1918 bootleg version of “Tale of Peter Rabbit”/ Beatrix Potter/ (USPD/Commons.wikimedia.org

What? Will Smith cancelled? The President was unescorted and wandered off somewhere to get ice cream? Diane Feinstein thought the Easter grass was for Earth Day? Johnny Depp’s busy with real drama?

No way to pass over this. Must provide some sort of Easter entertainment

OK. A few jokes to dye for:

• What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?

Hopscotch.

• How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?

They ride in a taxi cabbage.

• What do you call two-hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

• What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else.

• Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?

Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

• What do you call a happy rabbit?

An Hop-timist.

Happy Easter!

Onward with unrepentant flapdoodle, tomfoolery, and fiddle-faddle!

Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge

We’ll just paws here and let you chew on that. (1918 bootleg version of “Tales of Peter Rabbit”/ Beatrix Potter. USPD/Commons.wikimedia.org)

 

 

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