Wheelin’ for holiday presence.
Turn it over and there’s got to be an ACME label.
Maybe a picture of Wile E Coyote.
It’s the Ultimate Multipurpose Vehicle.
Dreamy or delirium?
At home in any suburban family setting.
Messy eaters?
No worry. Sit them right out front.
Winds whisks away crumbs. Rain rinses jelly smudges.
The seat covers and floor mats inside, spotless!
Always in a hurry to drop the kids off in the morning?
Speed through that carpool line. No need to slow down. Jump now kids!
Desperate for needed pageant practice? Here’s an available stage.
Perfect for those trips to the mall, send up a spotter up top to find available parking spots.
Best of all: Al fresco seating great for passengers who repeatedly tell the same jokes, wear too much perfume, or ate chili with beans for lunch.
Look Honey, there’s a little playhouse for Susie up top! Told ya’ I’d get her one.
Great for tailgating at football games.
Multiple party zones.
Charge extra for penthouse seating!
Teens will be wild over it for Spring Break trips.
Enjoy the show-off tanning seats out front (Pedi and polish on stage. Sparkle, Baby!)
Get above the crowd on the filming platform.
See or be seen in between.
Karaoke, anyone?
Thoughtfully designed. Bound to impress.
An image booster for sure.
Crank it up, boys. Sky’s the limit for this party.
(1931.Merrie Melodies.Looney Tunes Golden Collection/Leon Schlesinger/Warner Bro/USPD:pub.date/Commons.wikimedia.org)
In a rural setting, another hit!
No longer do drivers have to duck or worry about hunters standing in the back misdirecting a shot.
A choice of shooting gallery seating.
Enough lights to blind deer – or game wardens.
Out for ducks? Just reach out and grab one!
Silly wabbits or irritating Road Runners? They’ll be no match.
Elmer Fudd’s dream.
Thoughtlessly let that deer hitch a ride on the front, Mr Game Warden.(1943. Elmer J. Fudd.Warner Bros./Looney Tunes/US PD: Pub.date/Commons.wikimedia.org)
So if you’re still hunting – for that perfect gift
Shoot, here it is!
Uh, don’t take that literally.
Local expression of joy.
Obviously could be improved with a touch of camo. But what wouldn’t?
Camo. Even for inflatable snowmen
(Gemmy Industries Yard Inflatables)
Oh. just a note.
There’s a travel advisory issued by Homeland Security on this vehicle.
Do not seat elderly persons at the top level.
Some Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Or that’s their tune and they keep singing it.
Poor Pearl. She was here. Then she was gone.
(Granny and Uncle Joe.Beverly Hillbillies meets Petticoat Junction.1968.CBS/US PD:pub.date/no CR/Commons.wikimedia.org)
The wheel truth.
That’s all folks.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge
Beep. Beep. What else is there to say?
(car decal.Bubba73/Commons.wikimedai.org)
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That was well covered.
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Once things like this get rolling….Thanks for parking a bit to chat
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Ha, “Al fresco seating.” Don’t think I’d want to be the crash-test dummy for that thing…
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Now added to every high school boys’ wish list? Started to only post the picture – just didn’t know what to say. It’s really off roading.
Thanks for honking hello!
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What? Haha xD that’s crazy! I wouldn’t like to be in the top area. For years now i’ve been dreaming about sitting on a street light when it tumbles over. That for me looks like a whole bucket of goosebumps!
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Wonder if it’s legal to drive with the top up? Just couldn’t believe it when I saw it. Thanks for driving in
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That can’t be right oO
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Seems a bit unbalanced…the vehicle and any driver? Whoa- watch out for overpasses..and birds. Thanks for flying down that road
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I think the elderly would love to sit there!
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They do love to be worshipped and looked up to! Thanks for turning in here
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No worries – you reached the heights with this post!
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Extreme freewheelin’!
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Looks like sumthin’ those gol darned Okies in Lil Dixie cooked up. ‘Ceptin’ they’d a put a Confederate flag on the side and some nice antlers on the hood.
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Saddle zup. Although not sure how it would work muddin’.Thanks for rolling along
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I’m thinking it could be the perfect vehicle for the work commute. Some of the people up top in the cherry picker could act as spotters, giving you aerial views of the traffic and telling you alternate routes to take.
Others could sit in the middle section and enjoy their breakfast or dinner in the fresh breeze while going to/from work — saving time since they could eat on the go.
Although I do foresee a potential problem if you have to go under a bridge with low clearance….
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Of like minds for morning commutes…should qualify for High Occupancy Lanes, too! Thanks for getting it in gear
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There’s a U.S. ‘reality’ TV show we get called I think, High Tech Rednecks about a company called Critter Gitters that creates similar vehicles.
I’m trying to work out if the feature panels are subtle camo or upcycled floral wallpaper… shabby chic’d… a his n’ hers compromise?
Love it… duck, what where? get the gun… No…. duck… oops, too late 😉
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Wow. Missed that show. This was done by a local vehicle modification shop…they must be fans of that show – and it’s the perfect Christmas present? The top extension was so like Looney Tunes Acme for Road Runner hunts, I had to stop.
I think you’re right about the panels – I was puzzled why they weren’t camo – but that’s the answer. Thanks for shooting over a great comment
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dear me…hope the critters are in full camo gear… ☺
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Perhaps that’s why so many animals like hawks, coyotes, even bunnies are adapting to city life – it’s safer!
Hard to know what to say about this one…..sure wouldn’t want it showing up as a prom limo. Thanks for parking to chat
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Oh, wow. I am at a loss for words. Luckily, you were not! 🙂
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Honestly, I almost just posted the pictures. (But RC sternly said that was laziness and that shan’t be tolerated in the realm.) Totally speechless! Thanks for dropping jaw in unison
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(Pedi and polish on stage. Sparkle, Baby!)
Rotf! Smiled and laughed through the whole thing. Fabulously written! 🙂 😀
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Just wasn’t room for the “Special Events” section: No more worries about bridesmaids tottering on tall heels if you stick them out front with this vehicle – no dawdling flower girls or ring bearers…..and then there’s high school prom limo potential…
Thanks for giggling along
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Ahahaha! Fantastic! So right LOL
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I’d better not be showing Partner that one. He might want it!! He already wants a Camper conversion for the Landy, or at the very least a roof tent. What’s wrong with a good old fashioned tent I ask him? (well, except ours are all passed their sell-by dates).
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Hunting/off road vehicles are around, but this one with the top extensions. All I could see was Looney Tunes plot lines.Just too funny…and all that potential of snagging one of Santa’s reindeer…no doubt one will be on some reality show in the middle of a wedding event.
Grew up camping every summer – old army surplus tent (heavy canvas and no floor…skunks really did run in and out under the cots. A camper sounds like luxury…except I always wonder, how do you set up camp then go off to see the sights/get supplies if the tent’s on the vehicle. Here someone would take your camping spot. Probably a good idea to hide this pix. Thanks for the campy remark
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Does it come on different colors? 🙂
janet
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Should have asked what option designs were for the side panels…Mardi Gras will be here before you know it! Thanks for pulling in to chat
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I’ve gotta get me one of those!
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Really, You neeeed one of these. THink of the possibilities. (If your daughter wouldn’t be totally embarrassed…they have final veto power, you know.)
It should get Ellen’s attention.
Thanks for zoooming by
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Air Mail delivery???
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Ahhh! Quite possibly Amazon has something beside drones being considered for delivery methods? Great catch, thanks for tossing that over here
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Pssst…Philmouse. You have been nominated for the Blog of the Year Award. Pawkisses 🙂
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Wow. I’m so honored…there are so many great blogs out there. Thanks and a lovely soft cheek pat from RC!
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My first thought was it’s Texas – so it must be for a football coach. After spotting the lights, my thoughts changed to a hunting stand. Nonetheless, quite the contraption. Of course, your cartoon references made me smile.
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Oh, you’re right: coaches – and maybe band directors, too! (They can offer side panels in team colors!) Couldn’t believe that expando top platform…it had Acme written all over it. Thanks for driving in with a comment
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Just trying to make my rounds to re-establish normalcy … BTW … Holiday bash at my place on Saturday.
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Always glad to see you – was wondering how it was going there. I’m peddling, but not keeping up right now. Headed your way shortly. Thanks for the heads-up
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All going as well as expected. We feel very behind in terms of the holidays, but, are adjusting through simplification … which is OK. Thanks for asking.
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