Cowabungle
Once they thought as long as there were infants and small children, they were safe.
But no.
Job security vanishing like the sweet Spring clover.
It was bad enough when the Davos elites turned up their noses and gave them a thumbs down.
Haughtily citing climate concerns and pushing their green agenda
(Weird as these in the climate crosshairs clearly LOVE green – to eat and to earn.)
Being stoic, serious, and pragmatically practical, the cows noted the transformation success of those once considered simply common transportation: horses.
Horses pivoted and became pampered lawn ornaments – with a few horse athletes still around for races, rodeos, or horse shows.
Of course, there are always some equines who stable with anachronistic throwbacks and smugly end up as nostalgic features on vintage-style farms or ranches. Those horses boldly pretending they can outperform 4 wheeled vehicles or drones.
COVID provided a perfect time for cows to plod towards an alternative occupation: Cow cuddling!
A health oriented career path frequently touted as one of the best routes to avoid being replaced by AI or computers!
For a while, they made hay while the sun shined.
But once again, herded into despair by rumors and fear peddlers.
Now “authorities are cautioning humans not too get too close or too friendly with cows because of Avian/Bird Flu potential.
Sounds like cows rubbed someone the wrong way.
To topple even more cows, their milk, previously considered part of a healthy diet, is scrutinized as possibly “dangerous”.
If it’s not one thing it’s another.
What’s a cow to do?
(Maybe a distracted cow stepped on the wrong human foot in another life? Sigh. Not all humans would consider that a sign of favor. )
Dripping green cud, many cow herds are attempting to show solidarity with activists.
Always a thoughtful chewing of brainstorming activity. (Cows were standing with “green” long before many people got up to speed.)
But FYI, might be a good idea to shudder off any birds sitting on your cows backs for a while.
I doubt anyone catches your demonstration of tolerance, getting along for the benefit of both, or acceptance of diversity.
These days people are quick to jump to conclusions like: “those who lie down with featherheads get up with the taint of close association”.
Don’t fence them in.
Like everyone else, cows are ready to mooove on.
Got any ideas of what a cow could do?
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One thing though, thanks to the green terrorists cows cannot be eaten…..
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So landowners can look forward to muddy watering holes and lots of herds demanding to be worshiped….(if “lesser gods/heavenly beings” becomes their new job description?) Will they start bullying and demanding tribute – nicer homes?
Oh, the possibilities! It’s going to be fun
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Elsie! I hadn’t thought of her in forever. Whatever happened to her? Cows don’t get enough respect. They provide two of the most basic, popular things in our diets, milk and beef. Not to mention those that entertain at rodeos. And what would our Old West have been without cows?
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Yeah, buffalo, elk, and antelope were so willing to let the cows become the legends of The West.
I had to look Elsie’s story up – the first one debuted at the 1939 NY World’s Fair. She (and her calves) traveled some after that. Elsie was actually in a 1940 movie as “Buttercup” There have been several Elsies, but the original one was buried at her home, the Walker -Gordon Farm in NJ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsie_the_Cow
She always looked like such a sweet cow with the daisy chain and that smile.
Not like the pasture cows at our place.(And didn’t look she would to try to run you down if you walked into the field. HAHA!)
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I grew up on a ranch and knew cattle could be deadly weapons. Something else for people to worry about! And didn’t we have mad cow disease for a time? Thank goodness you put it all in perspective!
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Bird flu is Covid, all dressed up and ready to be used to terrify the populace again. Plenty of people have assumed that Covid would reappear prior to the 2024 election; we just didn’t know it would involve feathers and milkshakes.
Speaking of which, I noticed that Bluebell — that ice cream from the place that cows think is heaven — has a new flavor out. I very nearly picked up a half-gallon of A&W Root Beer float. I may still. When I was a kid, those exact floats were our Sunday afternoon treat after a Sunday afternoon drive out in the country to see how the corn was doing.
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Hey, I was just in cow country among the dairy herds north of SF along the coast where Elsie still reigns supreme. In their honor, we ate lots of great cheese. My thought is they are happy cows, outstanding in their fields. And much happier that the cattle that find themselves up to their knees in cow dung among the massive feed lots that so many ‘ranchers’ have turned to.
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Molly Moo-Cow and the Butterflies made for a great watch. Made me smile…as did those leisure time golfers.🙂
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