Wide bodies. Prairies and beaches have that in common.
Giddy sunny days too encouraging of free spirits and freewheeling.
Big uncovered and discovered.
By August roasted tourist stuff themselves back into their cars, then, disappear on down the roads as the clouds roll in to erase any trace of their visits.
Like anxious children rushing through chores, the winds attempt to sweep the plastic and paper into corners for easy pick up or under grassy mats. Good enough.
Loud sighs from waves of grain and foaming surf as they massage the tired earth offering assurances, “It’s OK now. It’s just us. Relax.”
Big sky, vast ocean, and as-far-as-the-eye-can-see fields stretch out full length in contentment with a long sigh of relief. “Finally.”
(Remember what it’s like when visitors who stayed too long finally back out the drive?)
The long summer parties for the noisy human children are certainly entertaining – and the creatures do look forward to them so much it would be a shame to disappoint – but…
The constant motion is exhausting.
And they hardly notice all the decorations placed with care across land, water, and sky.
So busy with their temporary gadgets and their own selves, all the elaborate entertainment efforts often unnoticed.
Hardly appreciation or “Thank you” given.
And all effort and energy used to toss that mass of seaweed to grow those sandy beaches. And only thing heard was complaints about smell and clutter.
Such contrarians with their “Please let it rain, the yard is so dry – but not during the beach party and not until after the hay is cut and in.” Like it’s a water faucet: easy to turn off and on as the whim strikes.
Gather up some clouds and rumbles. Encourage them leave early. Let them mull over the Labor Day Weekend in their rooms.
Allow the land, water, and sky a chance to stretch out wide and sing full song without worrying about bumping into the delicate creatures…
Always feel some remorse about unintentionally harming them…but they are so small and don’t take a hint.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge.
Read more about Galveston beaches and the good seaweed:
An old joke: “Is it true,” the kid asks, “that people come from dust and end up as dust? If so there’s either someone coming or going under my bed.”
Things do crumble and fall upon the mercy of the winds’ and the environment’s whims.
What else traveled with the Saharan dust cloud that recently arrived?
Particles of events long done?
Charlie Brown thought about that when defending his disheveled friend Pig-Pen’s dust cloud.
Don’t think of it as dust. Just think of it as the dirt and dust of far-off lands blowing over here and settling on “Pig-Pen”! It staggers the imagination! He may be carrying the soil that was trod upon by Solomon or Nebuchadnezzar or Genghis Khan! (from A Charlie Brown Christmas)
Ideas like that could make one walk softly and ponder rather than complain.
Could tiny organisms, microscopic hitchhikers, be nestled in all that dust?
The tiniest immigrants carrying, like all other immigrants, pieces of pasts ready to plant and grow into a present and future perfect?
Will these find a place. Serve some vital purpose so become accepted?
Plants quickly nod in affirmation welcoming the dust’s baggage of iron and nutrients which replaces what the rain steals.
Who knows. Perhaps a wall of dusty clay bricks actually contains a library of the world’s history.
Maybe the Tree of Knowledge lives there in a shadowy sheltered existence.
Safe. Unrecognized. Undisturbed.
Curated by Clio?
Out of reach of humans and time.
After all it’s just dust.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge
Never did horror squeal with more fervor. Never wider eyes piecing. Never did more terrors loom.
End of summer moanables: Hallmark stalks again. Mom doesn’t know best. Scream for pay.
The grocery store seemed like the perfect refuge from the frantic Back to School rush, but no. (Just detour around the toothy pumpkins. Pretend. Did not see it. Mirage from heat. Did not see it….)
There were squads of them: the ones fond of too many TV Morning Shows.
Moms determined to use a soft guiding touch with their overly tired, overly stimulated broods. Suggestions in hand.
“Let pick out some stuff for your lunchbox. How about some little organic tomatoes? Almonds or pecans? Put the Cheetos back. Pita chips and your choice of flavor humus?”
Always starts out well. But before you can say, “Mom where’s my lunch the school bus is here?”, all those newspaper clippings for healthy lunches slip quietly over the back walls of kitchen drawers and are forgotten. Lunchables and Twinkies for everyone.
Surprisingly there were high school girls gliding down the aisles with boy friends attached.
Collecting adorable little cheese wedges and small designer bags of kale chips. Gourmet this and that.
Uncool Mom is probably expecting change back. Realistically, each week’s lunch shopping trip bill will grow as delicacies are “discovered” and shared at the lunch tables. (Until appetites wane from high school heartaches.)
But today, hurried through the store not looking left or right.
Worried the ghosts and bats behind the toothy pumpkins are foreshadowing.
A warning to avoid the Hallmark card aisle? You know it must be lurking.
Back to School greeting cards for teachers, doting aunts and uncles, and perky, easily convinced parents.
No rumor. No longer a dark secret. Back to School Gifts for Teachers is mainstream.
Five O-clock new stories full of ideas.
Articles in magazines.
Pininterest stoking the trend. Proudly displayed suggestions everywhere.
Really? That old apple for the teacher won’t work anymore.
Don’t want your child to be scorned because he/she came with nothing
Strong effort to give the teacher a positive impression associated with your child’s name.
Besides, apples? Too risky.
Organic or not? That shiny red could be showcase coating put on by the store.
And who knows if there’s a brown spot under that peel?
Seems odd to me. Bet most teachers would thrilled with a simple note:
I hope you are as happy and curious to meet me as I am to meet you. It’s a new year, and I promise to do my best each day, bring my books and work to class, and put on my listening ears when I walk in the door smiling. I’m a kid, though, so some days you know I may forget or be tired or distracted. Please don’t give up on me. I promise to not hold it against you when you are having a bad day – deal?
Made even more wonderful if there was a P.S. added by parent/guardian/adult:
P.S. I promise to help by making sure this child gets enough sleep before school, has time to wake up before he/she arrives, and gets breakfast – even if it’s cold pizza – so he/she can think and learn as well as possible. Oh, also if there’s a problem, I promise not to get defensive and assume my kid is perfect and it’s not their fault. I will try to be fair to both of you and listen with an open mind. I am looking forward to meeting you (and the room mother who isn’t me this year) at Open House. And thank you for being a teacher and choosing our school.
But Hallmark probably wouldn’t agree.
Purchased always better.
(How dare people think they can create their own missives. See what freedom of expression leads to!)
Moms try. They do. Like this one. She’s very trying.
People were just screaming about it. At her performance or out of anger, it’s unclear.
The street drama was staged in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond parking lot on one of the hottest days so far.
The first act of over 20 minutes started without her: only concerned security guards and a small, very hot, baby boy in a really cute outfit.
Missed her cue? She was over 20 minutes late making her appearance. (Hey, it’s hard to juggle all those coupons, stuff in a cart, and a wiggly baby. And the lines at the register were so long. Their fault, not hers!)
Security managed to get the door open without breaking the window, then called the police and CPS.
When the mom came out and realized what was going on, she went into full street drama mode:
Kneeling on the ground.
Waving arms high. Pleading.
Begging and promising if they would only give her baby back.
Such passion. Such award-winning emotion!
Gabriel himself would surely have been moved.
But CPS? No.
Her impressive performance did get her some air time, but not really Memory Book worthy.
Might have been an audition winning performance in the right venue, though.
Many strive to create a first impressions that screams “notice me”.
ScreamWorld has been holding local auditions for their Haunted Houses which open shortly.
(See those ghostly mirages in the grocery store were a sign!)
Actors must have skills as well as free time: the zombie walk must be mastered as well as a hair-raising scream. Competition during several auditions is tough. Applicants are paired for nose to nose staring contests.
Winning ghouls get a paycheck and make-up stations.
After 25 years, Screamworld haunts are big business.
(Have been known to drop off a group of non-driving kids 2 blocks from the ticket booth so no one would see them arrive with parents….Caused a little wailing and screaming off stage until the negotiations were completed.)
Like the weather, seasonal events seem to be slipping into fall costumes earlier this year.
If an Early Warning System was ever needed….
Caution, image below is not for the squeamish or faint of heart….
Better to squelch screams as long as possible.
Oh, the horrors,
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge
Blanket statement: get one.
Terrible two romping and bumping. Dogs
RC Cat wary.
Employ camouflage or fast shoes.
Distract and redirect.
Other notes from the ledge.
- Not a fun College Rush. ASU girl impaled by golf club at frat house. Frat boys’ actions saved her, but freak accident damaged spinal cord. Some feeling, but needs all the luck, thoughts and prayers you can spare. Long road ahead.
- Bare Knuckle Babes: grabbing noodling stereotypes by cat-dadding, catfisting, gurgling, and stumping with the big boys. Sisterhood, not a sorority…although have the brains as well as the catfish. Real calendar gals.
More Bob here.
More distraction, dawgs.
Things here are pretty flat without you.
I’m staying busy. Being productive. Research as shown here.
RC Cat read about an Ohio airport adopting a new method to discourage birds from visiting the runway areas.
Instead of shooting, poisoning, or shooting off fireworks to terrorize flocks, they are planting tall prairie grass.
The big birds like Canadian geese are suspicious that predators might be hiding in the grass.
Seems like a natural solution.
So here I am pretending to be …what a wolf? Feral cat? Why doesn’t RC do her own research?
Maybe this is some plot to see if RC herself could lurk and leap out at the birds when they visit the bird feeder.
I’ll not be party to that. It’s nominal participation – just to keep the peace.
Prairie grass works for me.
The prairie grasses are tough plants. You can mush and crush them and they spring back for more.
Grasses don’t have to be trimmed much so people have more time to throw balls or land planes.
Plants soak up water and carbon dioxide.
RC says that’s lucky. It’s hot. No dog keep from panting. And I do, too, wipe my feet when I come in after playing in the sprinkler…or someone grabs me and towels them, so I don’t know what she means by that.
Prairie grass is a whole lot better than what Houston’s big airport was doing.
People got outraged when poison bait was feed to birds there. All those thrashing little birds dying long horrible deaths all over the sidewalk, parking garages and in full view of public.
Grim, cruel, and inhumane. They deserved to be called out by that TV station. (Disturbing video here)
German, people are so odd. Or self-centered.
The birds are just doing normal bird things like migrating with the seasons. Birds want to stop for a night’s rest just like people do.
The birds don’t realize people have evicted them from their favorite resort areas.
Airport guys better find some way to let the birds know.
No fair being mad because the birds aren’t cooperating.
Seems people are having the same problem after building some solar panel projects, too.
Did anyone ask for input from the birds?
Pretty rude. Birds are steaming. In mid-air.
RC said something about birds striking.
But, German, how can they? How would they hold the signs?
Can’t imagine them walking around for long on those little toes when they have wings – then there’s the sign holding problem again…signs won’t do much for bird aerodynamics.
German, just between you and me, should people consider creating a bird Bed and Breakfast in an alternative location?
A nice rice or grain field safely off to the side with a little water feature.
Airport guys need to remember tall prairie grasses can encourage little field mice to move in.
Some big birds have no self-control. Some must like diving into danger.
Impulse driven. Can’t stay out of trouble.
(Possibly comes from perching around people too much and picking up bad habits.)
Well, RC says that’s people’s business, and I’m to concentrate on prairie grass research now.
Maybe you can help.
Not with the grass smushing or hiding in the flowerbed, but with that demanding cat.
She needs to be taken down a notch or two…
I have all sorts of hijinks planned for our sleepover.
I know where a frog lives – we can poke him out of there.
You’ll be so busy you won’t have time to miss your Person. (I promise not to bite your tail…so much)
Rest up now and get ready.
It’ll be flat-out fun.
Yours in paws
Molly, the Marvelous (More bounce per ounce!)
Crafting isn’t just for Pininterest, writing, or beer. Image and lifestyles, too.
Guess which place had the most alcohol sales in the Houston area during July.
Baseball stadium? Nope.
Reliant NRG football stadium? Soccer stadium? Guess again. Some high-class uptown mega bar? Perhaps at the convention center? Nice try, but no.
You’ll never guess it off the top of your head. Even if you’re a player.
Topgolf Houston – a swanky golf practice range/nightclub/sports bar/entertainment complex that’s giving swingers all they could possible want.
Go ahead bring the family. Plenty of fun for all. Parents relax in lounges or bars while keeping an eye on the kids.
Even a rooftop terrace with bands.Drink specials!
Check out a video of the place.
Will Topgolf”s success give some creative businessmen ideas?
Could there be a similar venue for gun owners?
Give the fancy smancy gun club-bar concept a chance!
What could be better than shooting guns in a nightclub-like atmosphere?
Oh, already seen that combo in the nightly news with dire results?
No, not talking about that cantina, roadhouse, or local dive on the ordinary Friday or Saturday night.
That gun fire not organized, planned, or requested.
Don’t confuse things. Those participants didn’t get the memo – or license.
Entrepreneurs will envision a different gun-toting crowd.
A legal law-abiding bunch with fat wallets.
Sophisticates wanting a classy place shoot and socialize. (Without mosquitoes, fire ants, mud, or annoying weather. AC was invented for a reason.)
What’s more natural than sporting activities and booze? It’s tradition!
An afternoon of golf with a bit of imbibing? Acceptable. (Ignore the potential.)
Hey, those stickie things aren’t called “clubs” without reason.
Once a weapon, now tamed and refined as a cultured sport of skill. (Note they still warn people to duck, though.)
But even with limits for golf carts, each year someone dies after tumbling off when being driven erratically. (Investigators do take an alcohol blood draw…)
Acknowledged day of fun: boating, fishing, and wetting whistles.(Despite, watery warnings.)
Hey, those hooks are sharp! Blood. Tetanus. Flesh eating bacteria.
You know how assassins in movies always use that tough line…
Or a drunken crime of passion: Irritate a compadre enough, grab the last beer, and it might be the old heave-ho into the drink and haircut by propeller.
(Could, too, be a premeditated fatal plot. Stop laughing. People are tricky.)
So which is the dangerous playground now?
Obviously, gun enthusiasts deserve equal sports entertainment complexes.
Wait. Doesn’t a gun and booze combo already exist?
Creek banks and some tin cans have worked pretty good for a long time.
(If you are ever attacked by a tin can, call me. I’ll handle it. No problem. A life skill.)
Of course there’s no football on widescreen HD TV in a lounge area, but the screens on cell phone and tablets have really improved. No problemo there.
All the trendy folks are touting “a return to living simply”, right?
Time may not be quite right for a high-profile swanky gun range offering stylish bars and wine tastings.
A nightclub called Topgun doesn’t conjure up the same lighthearted image as Topgolf.
Crafting a little fun.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge.