Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me

Oh, the drama. Did you get it? Want a second take?(1895.Baaatten/USPD/Commons.wikimedia.org)

Which one is worse?

A breakdown or a breakup

An experiment. Ah yes, there’s the ticket. An attempt to figure out which is the most wicked:

Take two sticks approximately the same diameter  – without any branching left or right as each tends to rip sight. Hold one high in the air and snap in half. Then try the alternative holding one low close to ground, snap go.

So after analysis and examination, which is easier: breaking up or breaking down?

Directional words gone rogue.

Some say Down with people. Others sing Up with People,

But, really, just how do you take those?

Wouldn’t you get physically tired doing either?

(Or maybe you do a lot of push ups or pull ups creating vast amount of armed strength. I simply run out of energy.)

 The ups and downs breaking could really all about cheers or jeers.

Extremes are so in now.

“Up your chances” they suggest.

Like holding a lottery ticket in the air is really going to do any good…unless that’s meant as an appeal or an exhibition of worship. Not raised in that approach.

Reaching out. A Mexican Fan palm hopes you’ll notice her Spring coiffure: platinum curls. So Marylyn Monroe beachy, right?(© image)

Spring Break is here.

(You can tell: the first day was blustery with chilling wind – breaking some beach goers’ hearts.)

But I always wonder do you recover faster from a spring break than from a winter one?

Do bones actually heal faster?

Bound to be medical research on that, if I bothered to look it up.

Not to be outdone, Her sister sports a windswept look of blond tendrils. (© image)

What’s left to say, my achy brakey hart? (Please break the habit of unexpectedly leaping across roads. People this week will be half asleep at the wheel.)

Springing ahead is madness without caution 

Seriously one of the best laughs today: local traffic girl suggesting “It will seem to be brighter on your drive to work on Monday now we are in Daylight Savings Time. Stay safe and clean your windshield ’cause the dirt reflects/refracts light and makes it even brighter and harder to see if you are bleary!”

Dirt on the windshield always makes it harder to see – any time. Duh. Can’t do anything without being told. Break down of commonsense: Learned helplessness.)

Break dancing. Gleefully.

Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge.

Little sister is not to be left behind. “Mom, can’t you cornrow braid this and maybe put some add some beads? Bo Derek style? Please? Huh? Species appropriation? Oh, my.” (© image)

 

 

 

 

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