Return receipt requested.

“Look, you two check it out confirm arrival. I’ll hold substitute staff in position until you’re sure it’s not the garbage truck or something.” (© image)

Dear RC Cat

By now your loaned Personal Staff should have arrived back to your Realm.

An acknowledgment of receipt is expected.

Please note condition of said loaned person and immediately contact us if the Ding and Smudge Report sent is not complete in your opinion.

We are not responsible for any spilled drinks or broken fingernails that occurred in route as per the Mutual Realm Assistance Agreement. Problems caused by Stop and Noooo! traffic for such a distance falls under the Act of Good Grief clause.

Reasonable facsimile of Friday afternoon traffic here. Drivers hurrying to get through before the freeway closes all weekend for construction.(© image)

We are most grateful for your kind assistance as it kept us out of boarding doggie jail where last time we got onto each others’ nerves causing noise and ruckus to the point of having to have separate quarters instead of a dorm room.

While the pet resort tries to be entertaining, no place is as comfortable as home…and the people there did not seem to understand how growlie face is reverting to insecure orphan behavior playful fun.

You are to commended for the training of your staff who simply said, “Cut that out” if recess got too rough, and, of course, we did within a reasonable amount of time happily. We certainly did not wish to irritate. Crate time-outs are boring. And she was not kidding.

I will update you on the shifting of our realm to a new location when Person has time to finalize plans.

Scooby, Rocky, and I feel our list of dog friendly requirements should take precedence instead of those of Person’s mini-person as there’s only one of him.

Obviously the popular vote majority should rule. Besides what does college have to do with elections? The three of us attended school and were awarded certificates, too. There. Check, mate.

While Person has already announced loose ends (We did not do those! Couch material ages…) have to be tied up here, I am looking forward – as in riding in the front passenger seat beside Person as I am the fastest to jump over any barrier to claim the spot oldest and most helpful during car rides – to getting on the road for new adventures.

And my dreams of cute little snow booties may finally come true. It’s always good to put best foot forward in a new neighborhood. I must hint to Person.

Once again, we thank you for your gracious assistance.

Please excuse the brevity of this note and please offer our apologies to staff for any perceived excessive manic doggie tussling.

May your ruff always fluff

Ella Bella.

What do you mean I have to sit in the back with the others? I’m the Bark Patrol Sr. Ranger. (© image)

 

 

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