Bob. Eighteen: Shoes and Feats
Free toes. (No nibbles)©
Curious.
Humans have two feet. Tens of shoes. Rocky lives.
Centipedes can have hundreds of feet. No shoes. Rocky roads.
Happy feet.
Enough.
(Pause)
(Silence)
(More silence)
Thankful.
(Nod)
Bye,
Bob.
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Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge 
yes, that’s what my dad says always when my mom buys a new “BFF in a box” :o)
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Bob: “Notable: leather tasty. Thanks. Bye.”
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I do love Bob’s logic… something I am thankful for! Here’s to you, Bob!
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Bob: “In step. Thanks. Bye.”
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This strange affliction that humans have for shoes explains why so many who greet you Bob shout: “Shoe!, Shoe!” They cannot understand why you in your superior ways have no shoes.
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Bob: “Progress difficult getting a toe hold. Thanks.Bye.”
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Wear boots, The End. Bye.
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Bob: “Mud room and fleece slippies required? Thanks. Bye”
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That shoe count might be a tad low!
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Bob: “Blind eye out of kindness.Thanks, Bye.”
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And yet at every opportunity humans’ favourite things to do are walk barefoot on sand or lawn. Imagine how great that would feel to a centipede:)
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Bob: “Astute observation. Thanks. Bye.”
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Good thing centipedes don’t wear shoes 🙂 Hope you had a good Thanksgiving!
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Always insightful, Bob. Plenty to ponder.
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Bob: “Take soles. Thanks. Bye.”
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