And you are here, why?
Just poking about?
Well, OK, but everyone else is over at Rumpy Dog’s blog reading my interview there.
Sit. Stay. Wander.
But don’t expect any attention from me.
While the place is quiet, I’m using the time to catch up on my reading uninterrupted.
It’s best to keep the Humans ignorant of this ability…they might start making demands about contributing.
Oh, while you’re here, you don’t mind handing down that batch of
kitty crack Greenies, do you? They would want you to do that. I’m sure in their hurry to adore my words, they just forgot. I’d do it myself – despite the thumb thing – but I don’t want to lose my place. Thanks in advance for that.
But one more thing – just tilt the blinds a bit more? Time for a bit of baking…and meditating with mousie on the serenity of tidal foam…and mousies….on the universal symbolism of the restless ocean…and mousies…. and on the soft winds that cool all without regard to prejudice….and, did I mention, mousies?
There’s some fresh ones under the sink in that bag, if you don’t mind since you are here…Don’t bother selecting one – I’ll relieve you of that burden – just open the bag and place it quietly by my paw. Here…as you reverently leave the room….
You don’t mind if I inspect your pockets for contraband Greenies and mousies before you leave?
You can’t be too careful these days.
Most bloggers need inspiration at one time or another – and everyone knows about mousies: Inspirational. Mind soothing. Something about altered realities….I forget.
Not my concern.
No need to mention this conversation to the other occupants of this blog.
I do have a certain image to uphold.
Yes, as a spoiled demanding helpless creature of limited communication abilities.
I have no desire to alter that perception.
You now have permission to withdraw.
Protocol is to respectfully bow out.
(Leaving any souvenir mousies that may have inadvertently obtained)
And don’t forget to leave an open can of food in the doorway as tribute.
That is all.
I am RC Cat and I approve this message.