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A conspiracy – one going back for decades – maybe centuries: The Goldfish Affair
Based on the ploy by elementary school carnivals: “Win a goldfish!”
“Oh, sure,” the parent says mindlessly. “We have a goldfish bowl somewhere in the garage.” (Gold fish never live long anyway, right?)
Only this time – and it’s a plot I tell you – the darn fish thrives on the kitchen counter and grows larger and larger daily. Guilt tripping all who believe “everything should be all it can be”.
Outgrew his watery environments at an alarmingly rapid rate. There are just so many garage sale aquariums (requiring new pumps, gravel, and fish furnishing) in ever increasing sizes available.
Not to mention the ever diminishing space on the kitchen counter (“Mom remember, we’re getting to keep the science class guinea pig over the holidays!…She may be having babies!”)
We were finally able to unload donate the fish who outgrew all fish bowls to a new county arboretum opening nearby which was happy to have a giant pretty fish to stock their new fish pond.
We used to visit. He got even bigger.
Who knew goldfish grow to fit their environments if nutrients are readily available.
Apparently, this is true with dogs also.
Hank, the Happy Husky, exhibits all the signs of a Goldfish Conspiracy.
He seemed a bit small for a 2 year old husky when he leaped out of his shelter run into Sr. Staff’s waiting arms.
I thought after years of wrangling 90 lb. Molly Malamute, maybe a smaller dog would be a good thing right now.
So much for wishful thinking.
Hank is the dog version of a goldfish. But that’s OK.
Luckily, life does provide plenty of comic relief. Some with toothy grins and muddy paws.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge.
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My cats always get bigger when they come to live here even if they are adults. Gus has put on 4 lbs. (a lot for a cat). The only petite one that stayed that way was Gracie. All the others grew to fill the space!
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Sr Staff says any animal that lands here is guaranteed a long life – and eventually a weight controlled diet. Just more to love!!!! Thanks for serving up a comment
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Here too. It just happens.
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The thugs here resemble barrels on legs…must be all the compost they tread in….
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An example of being well rounded is not such a good idea. Thanks for collaring a comment to leave
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He’s an especially handsome boy, but let’s hope the growth spurt’s over. How many pounds does he weigh now?
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We’re guessing 70+. Actually he’s now the perfect height – perfect for reaching down to steady or get a little lift up over an incline ( oddly we do have a couple of tiny “hills” along some walking areas. and the “big” hill over by the giant oak tree – which is doing pretty good right now – who would have guessed it has once again dug in and is thriving. Such a nice spot in hot weather….remember hot weather? It – and the mosquitoes- will be back…far too soon probably)
Bundle up and hibernate through. Thanks for tossing a comment this way
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He’s cute and no growth spurt is going to change that. What a beautiful dog he is.
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We and he both got lucky. Thanks for the cheer and comment salute
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That’s why it’s important to keep exercising as we age . . . controlling our dogs (for the record, I don’t have one, but I exercise just in case).
I often see people who’ve chosen large dogs struggling to hold them back when they’ve a mind to go someplace. Heck, even a medium dog can be a handful.
Of course, training would help, but only so far (same with kids . . . only worse).
He’s a handsome fella, that’s for sure.
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Fast walking counts right? Luckily Hank doesn’t seem to mind runners pass us.
The thing about dog and children, expectations have to be established up front followed by patience and consistency…and a big sense of humor. No excuses for either being out of control.
Molly Malamute was a witty dog who understood and actually played jokes. Hank is settling in – a kind gentle dog who talks a great deal. Probably why other dogs kicked him out of playgroup…you know how annoying yakkity little kids in public can get.
Thanks for tying up a comment here
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I might have shared this before, but it’s worth resharing (the longer version):
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Greatly appreciate that link. (It woke up Hank …who now wants to stop rehearsing and start recording) Obviously a front runner for some music award show. Smile worthy!
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Hank is definitely in the right place, and his dreams are certainly coming true. A growing, happy “little” guy.
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He eats like in Rome- you know, lounging on his bed and wanting the dishes brought to him for munching? Never seen a dog who prefers to lay down and eat out of his bowl. Maybe a sign of a dog crated too much in the past. or just terribly spoiled. The German would grab a mouthful of food and TV. Forget- is it the dog mirrors the owner or the owner miroring the dog? HAHA
Thanks for the grand wave to paw
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That reminds me of a couple of geese I saw this morning. Sitting down on the grass, eating. That always makes me laugh. They carry so much weight on those legs, it does makes sense. Why stand when you can sit?
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Thinking about it- there’s so much funny stuff going on. Thanks for not ducking out without a reply
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Amazing what good nutrition and lots of love can do. Such a handsome boy!
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He’s really settling in – less worry in his face and doesn’t panic as much when we leave.
So far so good. A kind gentle dog – just what was needed (even if he’s not the 90 lbs malamute available Utah..someone go get that dog!)
(Oh have you noticed the dog rescue foundation now operating at the Rio Grande crossings? Unfortunately people are so sure they will get in they are arriving with pets – only to be told when turning themselves in to Border Patrol that they can stay , but dogs cannot come in – so the poor animals are simple left behind. This one army veteran couldn’t stand the abandonment – and the dogs are having lots and lots of puppies despite the lack of food, ticks, fleas, distemper…all the health dangers – and with volunteers started a foundation and rescue group – hauling 40-50 dogs at a time away from border to vets and then feed and fix them up for adoption online. Happily most of their pups are finding homes. Another consequence no-one predicted from open borders. Bless and protect the little creatures and their protectors)
Paw waves ( and stay warm in all that snow!)
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You really have to hate dogs to treat them like disposable property instead of family members.
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Some people shouldn’t have kids – and some shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.
Not sure these are the ones best to invite into your community. Yes, values.
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Wonderful, and I recognise the sleep positions. Maya stretches and grows an inch each time (which never goes back), weighing in officially at 34.7 kilos of big, soft cuddly teddy bear.
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Dear Phil,
I can see that Hank is quite a big dog. After all, Hank rhymes with Tank!
Yours sincerely,
SoundEagle
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That was such fun reading! I’m happy to be pet free at the moment.
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Dear Phil,
I have returned here once again to comment more, as I would like to inform you that what you had was probably a koi (which can become rather big) rather than a goldfish (which usually remains small). According to Wikipedia:
These are koi:
Yours sincerely,
SoundEagle
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My neighbor across the street built a lovely fishpond with Koi. They have names and show up expecting adoration and food when they see shadows but the edge…convenient for the local raccoons….
Fish are fun…uh, in multiple ways!
Thanks for fishing up some interesting information
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Dear Phil,
According to Wikipedia about the size of goldfish:
These are goldfish:
Yours sincerely,
SoundEagle
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Or not:
https://www.fishing-advisor.com/how-large-can-goldfish-grow/
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Great links
Have you seen this one? No shrinkflation here
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2022/11/21/it-was-brilliant-to-catch-it-uk-fisherman-catches-monster-67-pound-goldfish/
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Dear Phil,
The following post of mine entitled “🌕🎴 Mid-Autumn Festival (中秋節): Moon Celebration 🌅🎑🏮🎐🥮🈷️” features some beautiful koi, as they are the symbol of good luck, prosperity and abundance:
Yours sincerely,
SoundEagle
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Because of the legends, I was always wary of not letting goldfish reach their potential…washing down the drain? Uh, no. A formal flowerbed funeral if necessary.
Thanks for the great comments
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