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April 17, 2022 / philosophermouseofthehedge

No bunny better

surprised bunny ( 1918 bootleg version of Tale of Peter Rabbit/Beatrix Potter/ (USPD pub.date, artist life/Commons.wikimedia.org

Harebrained ideas? Naturally, Dunderhead. I’m a hare – and a hair’s breadth away from catastrophe: the kids are up and sugared up!” (1918 bootleg version of “Tale of Peter Rabbit”/ Beatrix Potter/ (USPD/Commons.wikimedia.org

What? Will Smith cancelled? The President was unescorted and wandered off somewhere to get ice cream? Diane Feinstein thought the Easter grass was for Earth Day? Johnny Depp’s busy with real drama?

No way to pass over this. Must provide some sort of Easter entertainment

OK. A few jokes to dye for:

  • What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?

Hopscotch.

  • How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?

They ride in a taxi cabbage.

  • What do you call two-hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

  • What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else.

  • Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

  • What do you call a happy rabbit?

An Hop-timist.

Happy Easter!

Onward with unrepentant flapdoodle, tomfoolery, and fiddle-faddle!

Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge

Bunny eating carrot under a tree. 1918 bootleg version of Tales of PEter Rabbit, Beatrix Potter. (USPD artist life, pub.date/Commons.wikimedia.org)

We’ll just paws here and let you chew on that. (1918 bootleg version of “Tales of Peter Rabbit”/ Beatrix Potter. USPD/Commons.wikimedia.org)

 

 

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  1. shoreacres / Apr 17 2022 6:52 am

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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    You neek up on it!

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  2. Kate Crimmins / Apr 17 2022 7:09 am

    Argh….Happy Easter to you and all the bunnies!

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    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Apr 17 2022 8:29 am

      Now if the cinnamon rolls just don’t burn…
      (If they do, do I get a new kitchen like yours?)
      Happy Easter to all in your Realm. (Molly would paw wave but we’ve asked her to restrain her enthusiasm due to loose mud between toes…but she’s got her Easter grin on)

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  3. beth / Apr 17 2022 7:48 am

    Happy Easter!

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  4. SusanR / Apr 17 2022 9:11 am

    Unrepentant flapdoodle, tomfoolery, and fiddle-faddle. Absolutely! Happy Easter.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. disperser / Apr 17 2022 9:25 am

    Funny stuff, thanks.

    Oh, and Happy Easter.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Bridgesburning Chris / Apr 17 2022 9:35 am

    Hahaha I love every bit of this!! Chris

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  7. marina kanavaki / Apr 17 2022 10:03 am

    From one hop-timist to another, Happy Easter and thank you for the hopping smiles! 🐾🐰🐇

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  8. pensitivity101 / Apr 17 2022 10:27 am

    Love these! Thanks for sharing and enjoy the remainder of Easter Sunday.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. cat9984 / Apr 17 2022 12:04 pm

    Very cute! Happy Easter!

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Spinster / Apr 17 2022 1:09 pm

    Proud Will Smith lover here. ❤

    Cute Easter jokes. I don't celebrate, but have a happy one for those who do. Enjoy the rest of the long weekend.

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  11. Anne Mehrling / Apr 17 2022 2:44 pm

    I always enjoy your puns.

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  12. sustainabilitea / Apr 17 2022 7:28 pm

    Enjoyed the jokes and hope you had a wonderful Easter.

    janet

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  13. The Coastal Crone / Apr 19 2022 1:38 pm

    Your tomfoolery is always delightful! Biden also wandered away another time at the Easter egg roll. I saw a short clip and the Easter Bunny guided him back with a nudge. I think that Easter Bunny was a Secret Service person. I think maybe Biden just had too much Easter candy or got something in his eye both times. Hope your Easter full of fun.

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