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July 29, 2019 / philosophermouseofthehedge

Suggestions unleashed

German Shepherd sprawled across lawn. (© Image copyrighted, all rights reserved, no permissions granted)

How about a game of Twister? (© Image)

Dog must consider humans the most boring species ever.

People don’t run back and forth along the fence just for the fun of it

They don’t run and crash into each other, then get up, and laugh.

A perfectly fine day outside and where are the humans? Inside sitting. Tapping sounds with fingers.

What’s wrong with a little mud?

A little digging is perfect for restless paws.

 Making frogs behind pots jump. Win-win. Aerobic exercise for them, you get analytical skills .

All going to waste.

Everyone knows a good feet int the air roll in the grass solves a lot.

Well, countdown to afternoon walk. Will drag the dull humans back into real life then.

“Lead, follow, or get out of the way,” was probably first shared by a dog on a leash.

Annual performance review pending, people. (Expect an improvement plan)

Confided by The Molly and her house guest, Ella



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  1. Ally Bean / Jul 29 2019 6:42 am

    Everyone knows a good feet int the air roll in the grass solves a lot.

    I’ve forgotten this and if I were able to be assured that someone would be there to help me get back up off the ground, I’d do it right now. That not being the case I’ll put this off until later. 😉

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  2. Kate Crimmins / Jul 29 2019 7:11 am

    So true. My cat don’t understand why humans don’t do zoomies at 3 a.m. It keeps them regular. They like to do stinky poops then.


    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jul 29 2019 7:21 am

      Yes, there’s something about dark cueing their intestinal juices. RC Cat sniff she’s doing a public service: getting staff up early so she doesn’t become a slug-a-bed. There’s something about that scratch, scratch scratch of litter in the silence of the night…just like the Tell Tale heart – impossible to ignore. Paw waves in solidarity And thanks for the alert response

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  3. Curt Mekemson / Jul 29 2019 1:07 pm

    Molly has the right of it!!! –Curt


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