What? The L.

“How did the creatures of Sesame Street manage to do those instructional videos all those years. Lettering is so tiring.” (© image)

Must love the letter “L”.  It’s in black and white. Can’t get any clearer.

What? Don’t see it? Dunderhead, try cleaning off your screen once in a while.

Instruction is so frustrating. Somewhat futile, We fear.

Collusion with others was necessary to make sure Staff became bored to bonkers recovered enough to resume duties.

First, made sure the car wouldn’t start. The realm had supplies so there was no need to go anywhere anyway. More time to massage Us. That can be done with staff reclining. What is all the snorting about?

Second, convinced the computer to go into a death sleep. All available energy needed to be sent to getting well, not tap dancing on keyboard or squinting at artificial light. And anything sitting in lap space must be eliminated. The It or Me battles are an absurdity. Besides there’s the noise when the computer loses that contest.

While We, Ourselves, are quite aware who opens the doors, food cans, and manages to drive the moving room to the central food supply, all Our efforts were to benefit Staff. Of course.

No, it’s not a gun. Get your kid one.(©)

When kibitzing with the computer, a timely topic poked up. You must get the point. (or else)

We insist anyone we care about wandering outside in the world (which is sometimes dark and full of danger), carry this small, very light tool that could save their lives

The Resqme, which can be clipped to keys or worn, provides a way to break car window’s glass if trapped by water, accident, or childproof locks commanded to stay locked by a bad person trying to take you where you don’t wish to go. It can also be used to quickly cut seat belts in emergencies.

Each of our traveling boxes is so equipped with the local potential of high water encounters. You can try to kick out the back window, but following simple instructions and placing the Resqme in the corner of a window is faster and requires less strength.

A safety fashion statement for users of UBER, Lyft, cabs, either in town or on business trips and it comes all sorts of colors to match any outfit. which  is oddly important to the human young.

Orange, you glad? (resqme.com)

As Staff is still feinting exhaustion overcome with unimportant details such car batteries and computer winter (now resolved), We decided to step in.

We apologize this is not in the most timely fashion, but We were worried there were germs on the computer …and there’s those little claw grabbing cracks.

We are delighted some of you stuck around you lesser creatures dropped by to chat.

Impromptu audiences are not always possible, but We do enjoy company.

On occasion.

Now that has passed.

Sadly, you must now leave.

We have letters to demonstrate. It’s a new yoga. There will be franchises available soon.

Please do not make Us disturb Staff – you know where the exit is.

You now have permission to withdraw.

Protocol is to respectfully bow out!

Do not neglect to leave the open can of cat food in the doorway as tribute

Leave contact information on the can to request Lettering in Yoga franchise information.

The Paw is waving!

Fondly.

Yes, you may think that.

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Adieu, mon chere.

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