Old guys depart – or else!
People are really upset with the old guys these days.
The ancient grumps refuse to retire. Won’t go away.
Crowding doctors’ offices
Cluttering the part-time job market.
Wanting all the desirable parking spaces.
Unhappy about safety measures in the neighborhoods.
Complaining about saggy pants, ordinary street language, and loud music
Seen them strolling down the street like they own the place.
Really who made them King of the Road?
Shudder at all those golf carts with dogs driving!
They are from the dinosaurs era.
Just move over and get out of the way.
Let the new crowd take over.
Go smugly soak in some environmentally friendly spot in undeveloped nature…..waaaaay over there.
Don’t make me say it: Ice flows.
(Heard that was actually tried.)
Just a warning old guys: don’t wear out your welcome…
Or you might end up like this…
The giant gator capture story/video is here.
Doesn’t seem quite fair.
He managed to live a long time to get this big.
Thirteen and one-half feet.
Over 750 pounds
Largest gator ever “harvested” from the Guadalupe Wildlife Management Area
He wasn’t doin’ anything to draw attention to himself especially.
Just trying to get a senior meal deal.
Getting booted instead.
Just couldn’t let him get on down the road?
Gator made a final statement: sunk their 14 foot boat.
Gotta step aside for gators,
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge