No bones about it.
Actually that’s not true.
An arm here. A skull there.
Disjointed. Scattered on purpose.
But no backbone.
It’s plastic, silly!
Not necessary to run in the other direction.(unless there’s another debate on the TV)
The one time of year ghoulish sights don’t actually frighten (so what’s the fun in this?)
Ironic considering decorations were originally supposed to strike terror into the jello of heart.
A harvesty Halloween Martha would approve.
Marshmallowed out with whimsy for our overprotected little cherubs.
Sickening sweet enough for the most timid princess and any mama’s boy.

Smiley ghost twins! As American as genetically engineered harvest corn, and plump gender neutral pumpkins.
This year there’s an additional spice to the seasonal decorating: it’s a rancorous election year.
Nothing says Halloween like red, white, and blue or idiotic election year campaign yard signs.
Perhaps it’s not too much of a stretch.
Talk about horror stories, blood-letting, and frights. (Not to mention all the plastic)
Can’t miss the patriotism here.
But nothing is ever simple.
Do you think they don’t believe in Halloween?
Wait. It’s ‘way more disturbing….look closely….

Bony Uncle Sams, giant spiders, skeletons and bats around the door….and the Grim Reaper around the corner.
These people seem to have captured the season’s true spirit.
One thing left to wonder, though. (And house like this has bound to have considered)
There’s the question of sound effects:
Traditional howling wolves and spooky boo noises?
Wildly energetic versions of America the Beautiful? God Bless America? Military marches?
Simple groans, clanking chains, and tortured moans might be the most appropriate.
Chilling laughter might be a bit too on the mark?
Can’t wait for the big night – Halloween, of course, not the election.
No bones about it.
Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge
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I love the house! And the decorations seem very appropriate for this year, though the skeleton Uncle Sams are sort of creepy. Wonder which side of the fence they sit on? I can’t wait to hear what sound effects they go with for Halloween.
A bit creepy but so wonderful! Will report back on the special effects…they are still working on the lights. Glad you stopped in to boo
I just don’t quite know what to say about those patriotic decorations. Do you suppose they’ve been sitting there since Memorial Day, and that explains their dessicated appearance? LOL
I say bring back astronauts, princesses, frogs and pirates. “Trick or treat!” will do quite well for a slogan, and the rule will be, eat as much candy as you can until midnight. And nobody has to put up with apples or little boxes of raisins. If I had a paw, I’d wave it!
I started to post the pix with no comments and ask for captions
I’ve been watching them decorate the past few days. It’s an interesting area – no stuff right off the shelves and out of Walmart bags here (only one inflatable pumpkin) pretty original stuff and decorating is a family affair with all the kids cartwheeling in the yard.
The German is not a fan of ghosts or pumpkins, so the walks are getting a little stressful for her.
You have the best Halloween rules! Want to be the Goblin Queen this year? Thanks for braving the haunts
That’s a wild bit of Halloween decorating you’ve captured… I guess if the red, white & blue comes out for Memorial Day and you can use it again for Halloween rather than buying a whole bunch of orange & black then you get 2 outings for the price of one batch of decorations. Maybe they’ll leave it up for the festive season and update Santa’s traditonal red & white, and Rudolph’s red nose with red, white & blue… or maybe they’ll just put cottonball beards and little pillow tummies on the skeletons. Keep us posted.
My first thought was “wonder if they add in turkeys for Thanksgiving and elves with reindeer for Christmas….” Just like leaving the Christmas lights up all year long. No lazy, practical to re-use and recycle….
Thanks for hanging around.
Love the pics. My aunt freaked over a casket in a front yard Halloween display. Went on and on over how disrespectful it was. I think she’s just afraid that each Halloween brings her closer to her own casket. ;P
You may be right. Inventors: Casket avoidance systems needed.(new late TV by mail only product?)…actually the German would like a ghost and pumpkin avoidance system…red, white, and blue with skeletons she’s fine with…or maybe she thinks they are her imagination? Thanks for rattling the comments
Wow, I wonder what their front porch looks like during July . . . or December. Does Santa have an Uncle Sam suit too?
Inquiring minds want to know! (Must write memo) Thanks for stopping by to ponder.
That is absolutely fantastic A “yard sign” that perfectly captures the spirit of the season. You must swing by on Halloween!
Somehow it is perfect – had to make a second trip around the block.Thanks for gawking along
Those swags. or whatever they’re called, under the roof–menacing owls’ eyes? Uncle Sam is dead…and dead…and dead… This is one creepy house!
Who’s watching whooooo? (Must go back when lights are finished and sound effects….they are bound to have sound effects). Thanks for risking the horror
Interesting commentary on the election! Wonder what they’ll be giving out on Halloween…
Good question. The kids will just throw away campaign buttons…raisins are bad enough.
Wonder what costumes will be worn by those handing out the treats? Simply intriguing. Thanks for swinging by
Had to let you know – went back by today ( more decor in the yard) Guess What – their dog is running for president There are big signs with paw prints….more on this later!
Can’t wait for it!
Halloween is a fun night … but the recent-years shift of daylight savings time has taken away the darkness!
More difficult to get by with a crummy costume if it’s light, too! Forget about tripping a kid to grab their candy. (not bullying. meanness..otherwise known as older brothers….) Bring back Halloween traditions! Thanks for stopping for treats
Cool house! BTW, I hate Halloween, but this was a cute post.
A house you just couldn’t walk by without a second thought. Quirky or whimsical – certainly notable. Thanks for wandering along
‘Tis the season. They nailed it.
Definitely! Thanks for treating us with a visit
Very cool – and patriotic – display!
Nothing haunting at all. Thanks for scaring up a comment to add!
Well done!
Very nice pics!!
Should have had a real camera with me – but didn’t know we’d stumble on this…between the cars and dog wanting to go on, these were OK. Thanks for hanging around to chat
Am I remembering rightly that the Grateful Dead used to have some artwork like those patriotic skeletons? I was never into their music, but I think I remember seeing bumper stickers like that…. If so, maybe that’ll be the musical backdrop to Halloween.
Oh, yes. Had forgotten those! Totally wacky. Maybe that’s the inspiration? Thanks for digging that up.
Haha, how clever!
It’s a great decorating job…they’ve done even more! (must take camera) Thanks for adding a boo!
I’m not a fan of Halloween (or elections) but I think these decorations are awesome! Uncle Sam skeletons…yeah, creepy, but funny.
Had to share this house – but wait – they’ve done even more! Hope the weather holds so I can get a pix. These people are so creative. Thanks for gawking along
I love this house and your post. An arm here, a skull there – too funny. Hope all is well there.
This house got my vote of the best around. The German’s person managed to get back and I flew out ahead of the shutdowns. Right now that area is just rainy with “storm” due tonight(?). Loss of power is the big concern inland, but the Germans is snug and has a whole bag of food – she’ll be commenting shortly, I’m sure.
Thanks for risking the scares!