Debatable Morass: Pajama vs Romaine
Staff has been distracted recently. We have overheard comments about upcoming debates. As RC of the Realm, We adore grand discussions of important issues, but the
dunderheads staff is undoubtedly coughing up empty hairballs with this one. Sigh.
One must make allowances for lesser creatures, but We are beyond baffled.
What would pajamas and romaine have to say to each other about anything?
Not even cut from the same cloth.
Well, perhaps if said pajamas are 100% cotton, One might say they have common roots.
Both could have had distant relatives at the same watering holes so to speak.
We suppose a case could be made that one is fresh, green, and earthy, while the other is overly processed and far removed form a nurturing environment.
One is totally grounded; the other, footloose?
Still, incomprehensible. How easily the intellectually unevolved are amused.
Can you imagine sitting and watching that on TV?
What would there be to view?
One wilting and the other sagging limply?
We knew reality shows would be the end of intelligent television shows.
While We encourage freedom of thought in the Realm, One must consider if a little firm guidance might be in order.
Yes, We shall consider regulations.
It would be for their own good. Help them evolve.
No one watching cloth and a vegetable will ever amount to anything.
We shall create a Proclamation of Instruction.
Leave Us to Our mission.
Our paw has waved.
And don’t forget to leave an open can of food in the doorway as tribute.
I am RC Cat and I approve this message.
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