Debatable Morass: Pajama vs Romaine
Staff has been distracted recently. We have overheard comments about upcoming debates. As RC of the Realm, We adore grand discussions of important issues, but the dunderheads staff is undoubtedly coughing up empty hairballs with this one. Sigh.
One must make allowances for lesser creatures, but We are beyond baffled.
What would pajamas and romaine have to say to each other about anything?
Can romaine measure up against pajama?
Not even cut from the same cloth.
Well, perhaps if said pajamas are 100% cotton, One might say they have common roots.
Both could have had distant relatives at the same watering holes so to speak.
We suppose a case could be made that one is fresh, green, and earthy, while the other is overly processed and far removed form a nurturing environment.
One is totally grounded; the other, footloose?
Pajama. Backed by John Deere? (Image: http://www.Amazon.com)
Still, incomprehensible. How easily the intellectually unevolved are amused.
Can you imagine sitting and watching that on TV?
What would there be to view?
One wilting and the other sagging limply?
Cheap programing.
We knew reality shows would be the end of intelligent television shows.
Cotton field (Image: Soil Science/Carl Crozier/commons.wikimedia.org)
While We encourage freedom of thought in the Realm, One must consider if a little firm guidance might be in order.
Yes, We shall consider regulations.
It would be for their own good. Help them evolve.
No one watching cloth and a vegetable will ever amount to anything.
We shall create a Proclamation of Instruction.
Leave Us to Our mission.
English bronze Green Man. (Image:Dogears/commons.wikimedia.org)
Our paw has waved.
Adieu.
And don’t forget to leave an open can of food in the doorway as tribute.
I am RC Cat and I approve this message.
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We said leave Us. Our paw has waved!
I think RC should moderate the debates. A few well-directed paw swipes might keep the participants focused and on their best behavior.
Not a bad idea – RC’s got a pretty good warning hiss and fang show that might be used as a warning if the candidate doesn’t answer the question of tries to switch to a topic of his choice…we shall inquire if her schedule has an opening. Thanks for setting the stage
Can you imagine sitting and watching that on TV?
Uh, no. As a matter of fact, it just occurred to me I have no tv. Sometimes unintended consequences are good.
RC Cat greatly approves of your elimination of the big brain drain…She specifically points out to staff you have obviously following her suggestions and are greatly evolved as a result. RC graciously sends a paw wave as approval
Well said, RC! Well said! Not that I’m surprised at all, Of course, you would always say things well. I had no doubts. I umm… oh dear, I seem to have left something on – I best run – backwards, of course, while genuflecting.
RC Cat: “We are encouraged at your astute perception…and the gracefulness of your wise retreat. We award a soft cheek pat in recognition.”
Ya know, RC should run for president. I’d love to see that debate!
RC Cat: “Rumpy, We are flattered, but are rather shy as you know. But perhaps you might deign to moderate, the said debate might have some teeth? Please consider it. It would be so patriotic of you. Regards and happy running today.”
RC we, your humble minions, can only gasp at your erudition and insight! The choice! A vegetable or a nightshirt!!! Ha!
RC Cat: “Austin, staff’s odd beliefs are so tiresome. We shall do what We can to nudge them towards more mousie-oriented thinking. We are grateful for your visit and understanding of the the situation. Calming purrs sent.
I am SOOOOO slow. I just got the joke. Sigh. Love RC.
RC Cat: “Do not despair. We know reaching Our level of understanding is sometimes difficult for lesser creatures. We send encouragement and 2, yes, 2 soft cheek pats as reward for your efforts.”
you are hilarious! and I love those little soft cheek pats, can i have one too? c
RC Cat: ” Chere, as your realm is a happy place where all creatures are treated gently and with respect, We gladly award a soft cheek pat and a fluffy tail salute….I hear said you may have mousies that are self motivated to move themselves? Oh, how delightful. Your tiger cat must be constantly entertained. We would ask one such creature be sent to visit Us, but sadly the airlines are so undependable transporting those of fur. We are most cheered by your kind words.”
I think I’d rather watch pajamas or romaine that the presidential debate. However, if RC moderated, I might be more inclined to tune in. Talk about letting the fur fly
RC Cat: “We are quite flattered by your suggestion. Perhaps We should contact assigned moderator with instructions of how to keep a firm paw. And a show of fang is appropriate at times. Perhaps said moderator could learn quickly – but knowing their limits, We are not completely hopeful. Purrhaps a glass of fine wine will be necessary for this viewing? We shall award a soft cheek pat for your kind thoughts.”
Purr-fect! RC as moderate. That’s the cat’s meow!
RC Cat: “We are grateful for your enthusiasm, but Our busy schedule simply does not allow an additional appearance. We have mousies to count and sort. We graciously award one soft cheek pat for your thoughtfulness.”
Interesting stand-off…
The choice of dressing might be critical?
Nicely moderated.
RC Cat: “We do Our best and are grateful someone has noted. The staff these days! Perhaps a short break to count mousies would be soothing….We appreciate your kind words and award a soft cheek pat. You may withdraw. It is not necessary to gaze at Our mousies.”
RC you are again a wonder, I wish I lived in your world
RC Cat: “We always welcome your visits. We still confess to being baffled – apparently there is to be yet another odd debate. All We can conclude is that lettuce must have been placed in a refrigerator and pajamas sent to the laundry. We thank you for your kind words with a soft cheek pat.”