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June 4, 2012 / philosophermouseofthehedge

Masking troubles

It’s the mask. Just be honest and say it. It’s basic bandit black.

Another color might improve perception? Think Mardi Gras?

Probably not.

Wouldn’t matter.

Black is his thing.

Nothing to do with Roscoe’s heart, though.

Not black-hearted at all. 

People confuse him with a bank robber when they should be thinking the Lone Ranger?

Who was that Masked Man?

Classic Lone Ranger. (Image: WIKI/Pleasure Island)

Apparently there’s a new one with Johnny Depp, as Tonto, riding next to him.

Just chuckling over that: characters seeing truth and justice from different perspectives.

He’s unconventional: never be confused as polite society’s darling or pet.

(Image: http://www.Washington Post/Peter Mountain:Disney)

Better if Depp sheds that pirate image thing?

Pirates.

Not the sort you’d want living next door to you.

Not the best reputation.

A little rabid about not following rules.

And they steal stuff.

Makin’ out like bandits on the water.

Forget that.

It doesn’t matter.

It’s the black mask.

Masked swashbuckling Zorro
(Image: WIKI)

Flamboyant or just a bad costume choice?

Masks just look like trouble.

But what about the Green Hornet, the Lone Ranger’s nephew? (Possible there’s a Masked Good Guy gene?)

And there are other Superheroes who wear masks: masked in order to accomplish good.

See? Jumping to conclusions about masks and intentions.

Now you’ve got an open mind about the masked ones, consider this case.

Roscoe didn’t ask for the controversy.

It’s not his fault.

Had a rough upbringing. Bounced around. Lived in shelters.

(OK, I see you rolling those eyes.)

Now he’s at the mercy of the Court in McKinney, Texas.

According to the state, the death sentence is applicable.

They must be sure he isn’t a threat – a risk to society.

But a Collin County judge granted an injunction to keep Roscoe alive while things are sorted out.

A McKinney spokeswoman, Anna Clark, says the city sees this as a special case – and they, too, are asking for mercy.

Attorney Paul Sheldon represents Roscoe and the Heard Natural Science Museum and Wild life Sanctuary.

The 4 year old male Northern raccoon found a home there after being taken from the wild as an infant, kept illegally as a pet, abandoned, captured by Dallas animal control, and then transferred to the Holifield Center in Plano. Finally, he ended up at the Heard Sanctuary in 2009.

A Texas raccoon. (Image: John L. Tveten)

They were thrilled to have him.

Working as an “animal ambassador”, he has an insurance plan. Roscoe  is given regular exams by a vet and has been given numerous immunizations, including rabies vaccinations.

All his care follows the American Zoological Association Standards.

He definitely hasn’t been exposed to any other animals at high risk for having or transporting rabies.

Unfortunately, Roscoe recently bit another employee.

(Well, he could have scratched her eyes out – but didn’t.)

State law requires raccoons and other high risk animals to be euthanized immediately and submitted for rabies testing if someone is bitten. (Rabies tests are done on the brain of the suspected animal. Animal is dead when tested.)

The employee bitten is also pleading for a reprieve for Roscoe. She is voluntarily is undergoing rabies treatment although she does not believe Roscoe has rabies. (So why kill him is her question.)

Roscoe has been in captivity – not in on the streets – not stealing, thieving, consorting with bad sorts and getting into trouble.

He hasn’t been exposed to sick characters and bad habits.

One friendly Texas raccoon. (Image: http://www.khou.com)

He may be masked, but he’s no villain.

Only trying to do what he can for good – like the Lone Ranger.

The Lone Ranger.

Ambushed, wounded, left for dead – only to be rescued and survive to reinvent himself.

Interesting guy who fought for truth and justice.

Who chose to use silver bullets to remind himself that life is precious and should never be wasted or thrown away.

A judge (in somber black robe, but not masked) will preside over Roscoe’s hearing this summer.

Hope he’s a fan of the Lone Ranger.

So he’ll be able to tell the good masked guys from the bad.

Kermit the Frog as the Lone Ranger
(Image: http://www.Washingtonpost.com/Chris Pizzello

Hi ho, Silver! Away!

Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge

Read more: 

“Museum goes to court to save Raccoon” (DFW news. Raccoon travels to schools to educate people about urban wildlife. He’s got 45 days. Now living securely at a vet. clinic)

Heard Natural Science Museum and Wildlife Sanctuary. (Click to hear the birds chirp if nothing else. Roscoe lives here. Check out the motion detector camera shots under “Animal Image Gallery” from the “Sanctuary” info page.)

The Lone Ranger’s Creed is here. (Scroll down page. Also list of novels, comics…)

The Lone Ranger’s Official Fan Club  (Hear the famous music and opening of the show)

Some Lone Rangers episodes on Hulu

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  1. roughseasinthemed / Jun 4 2012 11:23 pm

    Hey ho, here we go. Tonto, so to speak. [perhaps I need to add a translation for non-Spanish speakers?] Yet another stupid situation where humans get to judge animals who have been in the wrong place at the wrong time through no fault of their own. Let’s hope there’s a silver lining around this one.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 4 2012 11:30 pm

      The stupid thing is the lady bitten (sounds like a novel) is outraged that the “healthcare provider” felt it necessary to report her being slightly nipped at all. Now it’s in writing. All looking for a way out….a special emergency bill from legislature? He’s got a lawyer – it can drag on for years in appeals here! (Ah, you survived all the celebrations – trying to catch up – check you shortly!) Thanks for coming by

  2. shoreacres / Jun 5 2012 12:11 am

    Oh, for gosh sakes. Thank goodness he’s in McKinney. Things are pretty laid back up there. The E-Flat Porch band hails from those parts – I’m going to send them an email and see if they can write a song or do a fund-raiser. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. (You don’t know the E-Flat Porch Band? Here you go. As a matter of fact, this song might do rather well for Roscoe.

    Got a pile of photos from Shuttlebration on my blog.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:24 pm

      Glad you survived the shuttling!(will check out those pix) Do know the band – who knows maybe they’ll sing for Roscoe. But as you say he’s in McKinney – and this raccoon is pretty well known among families and children. The stay is 45 days – if he shows no signs maybe he’ll be given probation – like a “aggressive dog breed”/or bad tempered cat would be. They are working on his case – but publicity seems to help everything! Thanks for thinking of the band!

  3. writingfeemail / Jun 5 2012 1:06 am

    How cute is that little rascal taking the chip with his little hand. Love it.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:33 pm

      Raccoons are really cute – and have those cute little hands. That’s how they get into trouble – that and they are so smart. Thanks for peeking in

  4. rumpydog / Jun 5 2012 2:24 am

    I hope for the best for Roscoe, but we are talking Texas here, so I don’t have much hope.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:41 pm

      Actually death row means 20+ years of appeals here. And this guy has a good lawyer.
      Normally dogs are held at vets for a period and if they exhibit no signs of rabies, they are released.
      The past 5 years or so, there’s been a major problem with rabies in the area – so that’s the concern with wild animals – but Roscoe isn’t wild – and something of a celebrity.(McKinney has a lot of people who commute to Dallas and Plano – pretty well educated and concerned with nature)
      So paws crossed for commonsense! Thanks for joining the barking!

  5. jannatwrites / Jun 5 2012 3:58 am

    At least the lady who was nipped has some sense and wants the raccoon to live. I wonder why humans have the right to kill a *wild* animal for behaving like a wild animal. I feel just awful for the little guy.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:55 pm

      Roscoe’s handler who got nipped is pretty upset the “incident” gotten written up and reported to the state. Hopefully, he’ll be given probation once the waiting period is over (to see if he has rabies). Wonder if he’ll have to wear one of those “bad dog neon orange” collars from now on. Once home, he will be retired? Hang in there Roscoe! Thanks for adding to the conversation

  6. EllaDee / Jun 5 2012 4:30 am

    I always think of “you pays your money… and you takes your chances” when I hear stories akin to this. The raccoon bit the human, the shark bit the human, the bear bit the human, the dingo bit the human… and the common denominator is… yes, humans who are so stupid they keep getting bit. *Not withstanding this nice woman who didn’t mean for it to turn out badly for Roscoe. [Perhaps a nice Japanese family would like to adopt him ;) ]

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:48 pm

      Yes, it’s in the 90′s here and maybe Roscoe didn’t want to go to educate people that day. Dogs and cats do the same thing. NO! He can’t try to catch a plane and become a fugitive – he’ll look guilty! (And TSA would tag him for not having luggage…) Thanks for mentioning that ver important point

  7. Ally Bean / Jun 5 2012 12:00 pm

    Poor Roscoe. I can only hope that things turn out okay for him. Cute little guy.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 1:49 pm

      Wonder if there are school children marching and scribbling letters? (Think that movie: “Miracle on 34th Street” about Santa Claus?) Thanks for joining in

  8. Jeannie / Jun 5 2012 3:03 pm

    Another example of good intentions gone wrong. Will the humans ever learn? Poor Roscoe.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 3:26 pm

      Just when Roscoe thought he was home safe! (He’s only doing what raccoons do). His fans are working towards a solution. Thanks for adding your support

  9. BuddhaKat / Jun 5 2012 3:26 pm

    goodness gracious… a perfectly well rounded post.. pity, for Roscoe, all your readers aren’t Texans who can hoot and holler in his defense!!! (MN, here, sorry) Best of luck, Roscoe!!! Good thing he was given a good education and has a good job!!
    :)

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 6:05 pm

      Roscoe was looking for a hand up not a hand out? I think quite a few boots as scooting to assist him. He’s a star. (but there is no thing as bad publicity…) Thanks for hollerin’ this way

  10. Paprika Furstenburg / Jun 5 2012 3:49 pm

    The raccoon has legal representation. What a country!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 6:08 pm

      Well, if Pitbulls can have one (and I do know of one case for sure locally) and confiscated animals have advocates..it’s only fair-even – if Roscoe chooses to wear a mask! Thanks for tossing that into the conversation

  11. PiedType / Jun 5 2012 4:52 pm

    I hope people there are smart enough to understand that wild raccoons sometimes get rabies because they are wild, not because they are raccoons. But it’s Texas. I’m not optimistic …

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 6:12 pm

      A judge was very quick to issue an injunction (His kids probably know Roscoe). Like another commenter said – this is McKinney just outside of Plano and Dallas. Some big hearts there. Paws crossed. Thanks for dropping in

  12. Sunshine / Jun 5 2012 10:36 pm

    Well, Roscoe may be tamer than most raccoons and I hope he gets leniency but a raccoon actually attacked my Great Pyrenees by jumping up on it and wouldn’t let my 130# plus dog go!!! Vicious little thing…it eventually let go but my poor dog!
    I also hope for the best for Roscoe…

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 5 2012 11:02 pm

      I also know large dogs who came out badly after meeting raccoons. They are quite vicious fighters. Poor Pyrenees pup!
      It’s too bad Roscoe was captured as an infant, now he probably wouldn’t last in the wild. The wildlife sanctuary will gladly keep him if a legal way can be found.
      Raccoons are cute, but not planning to party with them! Thanks for sharing your crazy raccoon experience.

      • Sunshine / Jun 5 2012 11:46 pm

        I think Chuckles was more surprised than hurt since no other animal usually bothers him when he wanders about…

        • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 6 2012 1:01 pm

          I know that hurt confused doggy look! Big babies so want to please and be loved. (That’s why the German is baffled by RC’s behavior)

  13. Unconfirmed Bachelorette / Jun 10 2012 4:21 pm

    My grandfather had a pet raccoon. He lived in the house, a lake house on Huron in Michigan. Herman was quite the character.

    Thank goodness for appeals. And good lawyers. Good luck, Roscoe! Something tells me this one will have a happy ending.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / Jun 10 2012 4:25 pm

      Herman sounds like a clever little guy. If sanity rules, Roscoe should get probation. Paws crossed

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