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May 11, 2012 / philosophermouseofthehedge

Where thou? Art cars.

Stomp on the roller blades. Grab the umbrella (Good for extreme sun or downpours.)

Get it in gear. (Is my neon hair clashing enough?)

Where’s the glue gun? Touch-ups may be required.

This weekend is an event for those with spark. Plugs. And a few good fan belts.

2008 Art Car Parade
(Image: Eric Kayne/www.chron.com)

The art cars got it in drive for Houston’s 25th Anniversary Art Car Parade.

“Fusion Contradiction Calling”
(Image: Nick De La Torre/www.chron.com)

A moving experience as many who are spinning their wheels discover.

Houston Grand Opera Art Car
(Image: Nick De La Torre/www.chron.com)

For those who are driven, it’s a wacky world: the largest Art Car Parade in the country.

Red Stiletto (Image: http://www.chron.com)

Let columnist, Lisa Gray, steer you along:

“New Orleans has Mardi Gras. San Antonio has Fiesta. And we have an annual parade of transmogrified vehicles, most of them motorized, many of them jaw-dropping. There’s a car that looks like a genie’s bottle, one that looks like a sunflower and one that looks like a giant metal chicken. There are cars painted with intricate murals and cars that shoot fire (though not during the parade, not anymore). There are cars covered in mirrors, cars covered in beads and cars simply covered in crud. There are lowriders that do hydraulic dances and American cars painted with the American flag. There are metallic monsters with glowing eyes, improbable bicycles with wheels where no wheels should be and at least one giant motorized prom skirt

It’s a sprawling mess of a parade, a mixed-up, whacked-out event that for years I’ve tried to understand. It changes every time I think I’ve grasped it. But it definitely fits this city.”

Read the rest of her article which muses over the wacky origins and wild growth of Houston’s Art Car Parade“The Art Car Parade, all grown up” 

Not going to drive any other message home.

A picture is worth?

Art Car Parade Line-up
(Images: Brendan Marks/KHOU.com)

2009 Bunny Cars
(Image: Michael Paulsen/www.chron.com)

The Crapper Art Car (Image: Roberta Macinnis/www.chron.com)

Elvis Rocks Art Car
(Image: Nick De La Torre/www.chron.com)

Not going to grill you on your weekend plans.

While the parade won’t be as exciting without the flame throwing dragon’s breath, it’s a hoot.

2011 Art Car Parade Route
(Image: Nick De La Torre/www.chron.com)

Consider the roller blades (Parking is difficult). Take lots of liquids, and don’t wimp out on the parasol!

(And be sure to get up close and personal with the car covered with fish…they detect motion and sing.)

Oh, FYI, when you pass the art cars driving around town, it’s OK to stare and honk as long as you wave!

Life in the sass lane,

Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge

More about the Art Car Parade:

The Houston Art Car Parade:  Official website. Schedule of events.

Live Streaming of Parade.
Great Photos. History
Past winners showcase.
Art Car Museum. Photos, info

VIDEO of Art cars/parade/artists’ interviews  NewsFix (Channel 39 TV)

“Houston Art Car Parade to celebrate 25th anniversary” - KHOU TV. Article and photos.

“Mayan apocalypse car makes a debut at this year’s Art Car Parade” - NYC artist Dennis McNett designs a car for the parade.

“Art car mixes metal. magic, and moxy” Article. Davis High School students prepare a car. Heights residents set to compete


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  1. Jeannie / May 11 2012 1:21 am

    Fun Fun Fun!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 12:57 pm

      It is really crazy. They had to start limiting entries because the parade was taking for hours and hours. Thanks for honking and waving!

  2. Kourtney Heintz / May 11 2012 1:36 am

    Love the Elvis Rocks Car and Houton Grand Opera car! Amazing. Thanks for sharing. :)

  3. PiedType / May 11 2012 2:47 am

    This looks like so much fun!

    And kudos on that title.

  4. shoreacres / May 11 2012 3:05 am

    O, Sister! Wear art, now! (And don’t I wish I’d had one of those bunny cars to take to the rabbit festival!)

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:00 pm

      If we start now maybe we could finish one by next year’s festival? You’d be quite a hit. Thanks for rumbling over

  5. jmlindy422 / May 11 2012 3:08 am

    Almost makes me wish I lived in Houston…almost. Looks like a blast!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:04 pm

      It all started out as performance art as part of the annual International Arts Festival – but the parade just got so wildly popular and more and more people entered cars, the parade stands on it’s own now. Much better actually. Thanks for gearing up for the show.

  6. jannatwrites / May 11 2012 5:27 am

    There are some creative cars there. It looks like lots of fun! (That porta pottie one is wrong – funny, but wrong :) )

    Thanks for sharing pictures of the event for those of us who otherwise wouldn’t have known it existed

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:08 pm

      Houston has a wildly creative art community – boosted by some mechanical gear heads. I should have put in the kids in the zebra decorated Barbie car (which has become an accessory to the much larger zebra themed vehicle of her parents). Something for everyone. Thanks for zooming in to chat

  7. heretherebespiders / May 11 2012 6:20 am

    My hubby would LOVE this!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:15 pm

      He probably would – one of the nice things about the weekend is that the cars’ owners want people to get up close and figure out how the cars are made -there’s quite a bit of robotics – and of course sound effects and music. Many of the high schools have teams that build cars for the competition. Great project for all ages. I’ll try to post video next week.Thanks for parking to chat

      • heretherebespiders / May 11 2012 7:33 pm

        Please do! I just showed him this, and he says now we have another reason to visit Texas – the first for him being able to find & taste real moonshine! What can I say, he’s Irish.

        • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 11:12 pm

          Real moonshine may mean backwoods East TX – although it’s been a long time since I heard of a still there. Now homemade/craft beers are a different thing entirely. Hopefully it won’t rain tomorrow for the parade. Thanks for shifting gears and stopping by

  8. Vikki (The View Outside) / May 11 2012 7:34 am

    Wow….how cool are they!!!!!

    Xx

  9. EllaDee / May 11 2012 8:56 am

    Great post… given my love for street art, the Art Jeep is my favourite. We love go to car shows, you know show n’ shine, hot rod type events but I’ve never seen any thing like this: it’s like a Mardi Gras for cars :o

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:22 pm

      There are art cars across the nation, but Houston is ground zero for art car events. The jeep is one of my favorites(being practical) – you could actually drive it without stuff falling off. Glad you rolled this way to chat.

  10. Beth / May 11 2012 12:05 pm

    This is awesome!!! I wish I could make it down to Houston this weekend for the parade. A friend of mine had an art car; it was covered in googly eyes. For her birthday that year, we bought her tons of googly eyes to help contribute to the project. Now after looking at these photos, those googly eyes on her car seem so conservative and tame. She clearly needs to go BIG!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 1:27 pm

      Googly eyes! I love googly eyes! Keeping eyes on the road is so important! (She might consider adding eye stalks on the roof like an insect? Somewhere there’s a picture of a buggy car in those links..). Glad you are driven to be inspired.

  11. ceciliag / May 11 2012 1:49 pm

    TRIPLE WOW! i have never seen anything like that in my life! How much fun that must have been! You must have laughed and smiled the whole day.. c

  12. Ally Bean / May 11 2012 2:34 pm

    What fun! I’ve never heard of this before which seems crazy to me. A parade this big & bold should merit national coverage, imho. I’m digging on that red stiletto car: “there was a young woman who lived in a shoe…” ;-)

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 2:59 pm

      Actually there is “an old woman and the shoe car”!(maybe I can find a picture) Glad to give you a chuckle. Thanks for steering this way today

  13. sportsattitudes / May 11 2012 2:49 pm

    This looks to be great fun indeed. Thanks for bringing it to the attention of those of us who were not aware of its existence.

  14. Maestro's Journal / May 11 2012 3:05 pm

    What a hoot. Love all the creativity and wackiness. Thanks so much for posting this! A nice treat with a second morning cuppa.

  15. jmmcdowell / May 11 2012 6:55 pm

    Human creativity never ceases to amaze me! That must be one heck of a fun parade!

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 11 2012 11:02 pm

      Nobody ever thought it would grow into this. Lucky there are pictures – hard to explain. Thanks for steering this way

  16. katecrimmins / May 11 2012 7:47 pm

    This looks like fun! Hope you are going?????

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 12 2012 12:48 am

      There’s a preview tonight at a downtown park. Tomorrow depends on the clouds…Thanks for steering by

  17. Robin / May 11 2012 8:16 pm

    That looks like so much fun! I especially like the bunny cars. :)

  18. CATachresis / May 11 2012 8:31 pm

    Seems a bit staid to me ;)

  19. Emma / May 12 2012 11:06 am

    This is brilliant. Makes any parade we have here (Ireland) pale in comparison. Have to appreciate the crapper car :) And the red shoe of course.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 13 2012 5:30 pm

      The parade is always a great show – and fun to see many of the cars all year round on the streets. Thanks for shifting gears to chat.

  20. gingerfightback / May 12 2012 11:43 am

    Love it!

  21. Zen and Genki / May 13 2012 1:11 am

    So cool! My son also loved this post :) That gator car is a 5 year old’s dream!
    anne

  22. rumpydog / May 13 2012 1:14 am

    Those are some way cool vehicles!

  23. jwms1 / May 15 2012 10:53 pm

    Hilarious! I bet you can’t stop laughing as you watch the parade roll by. I am surprised that you were able to focus your camera. I can’t decide which one delights me the most. :)

  24. robpixaday / May 15 2012 11:05 pm

    Absolutely amazing, beautiful, wild, clever, FANTASTIC!!!!!
    I want the bunny slippers one.

    • philosophermouseofthehedge / May 16 2012 2:26 pm

      It all starts with a glue gun….Seriously, any day a website will pop up with do it yourself components for art cars…we should get on that? Thanks for shifting gears to park and chat a bit

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